she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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