Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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