Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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