This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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