the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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