We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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