So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Your mouth is God's brothel.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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