very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
You can't just leave with hair like that
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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