Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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