Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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