That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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