I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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