I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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