check it out our google latitudes are spooning
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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