Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
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