I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Randomize
