i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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