i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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