Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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