Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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