He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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