Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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