if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
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