Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
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