We named our party play list daddy issues
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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