How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
one might say we're banned from that church
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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