Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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