naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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