I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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