is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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