Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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