no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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