How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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