Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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