I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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