I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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