I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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