Do you still have your period?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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