from now on my penis is your penis
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
My vagina just recognized that song.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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