Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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