Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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