i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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