My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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