If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm really busy with my period
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