There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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