It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
