I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
My cat gives me a boner
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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