We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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