All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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