That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
porn star boner night. come get it.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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