1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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