rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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