Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
