But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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